Scientology is so unbelievably full of shit
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Jun.19,2006Sorry Tom Cruise, but Scientology is just a stupid little cult with an amazingly bizarre creation myth. Check out the linked article for a hilarious Flash animation showing you the real creation myth of Scientology.
You will learn to fear Xenu, you puny thetan!
Isn’t it amazing how the creation myth for a religion started by a science fiction author, L. Ron Hubbard, so closely resembles the plotline of a shitty science fiction novel? What an amazing coincidence!
It’s a little known fact that Dianetics was actually found crammed up L. Ron Hubbard’s ass, all in one piece; it just took 12 years to pry that fucker out.
Until next time, remember to fear the return of Xenu. He can scare the livin’ thetans right outa ya! And if John Travolta ever asks if you want to be audited…. RUN!!
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