Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Jesus was gay

I don't get this whole thing. Jesus was clearly gay. Here's a historical image of him groping a follower:

Okay, I'm totally joking. But let's not forget that Jesus was a rabble-rousing radical revolutionary. He is usually depicted in Christian imagery as being a bit of a hippy (long hair, beard, sandals, probably smoked weed, etc.). Heck, he was basically the original hippy, preaching nonviolence while evil festered and grew all around him. Instead of being thanked for his wisdom and optimism he was nailed to a cross, much like hippy war protestors were shot in the '60s and '70s (Four dead in Ohio).

How come the people who claim to love Jesus the most seem to act in a way that is directly opposed to everything Jesus stood for?



5 sick little monkeys said:

Anonymous Anonymous screeched...

shut up your not funny
just because jesus looked like a hippy dosent mean he was a hippy
and this pic is shwowing how god can pick u up when ur weak how he can multiply ur strenght when u dont think u can make it.

27 November, 2006 17:44  
Anonymous Anonymous screeched...

haha! religion sucks... I also agree with the first comment, Jesus = total hippy =D

I wish people would stop wasting their lives believing in something that doesn’t exist. I feel sorry for you i really do.

30 May, 2007 18:38  
Anonymous Anonymous screeched...

I don't know who left that last comment but God bless your soul. I am here to tell you it is very real and one day i promise you'll see that it is!

03 July, 2007 23:09  
Anonymous Anonymous screeched...

ull see whos wasting there lives when u wind up burning in the pit of fire 4 the rest of eternity and if u change ur mind and dont want 2 burn in hell PRAy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06 July, 2007 11:22  
Anonymous Anonymous screeched...

Jesus was not gay. He's propably been in the military business for over a century and will blast your behind with some friendly depleted uranium ammo if you tell him he's gay.

15 October, 2009 13:30  

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