Sick Music

I haven't posted in awhile. It's been two weeks; two very busy weeks.

I wish I had something cool for you, but I don't have much to say other than: I'm sick. I feel like crap. So no worthwhile posting today. Instead, I want to direct you to an interesting site I found. It's called thesixtyone and it's basically Digg for music. FINALLY!! I've been waiting for something like this for a long time and it looks like somebody's finally done it right.

Check it out; let me know what you think. I've uploaded a Darkfold song if you want to hunt it down. :-) We have a show coming up on Saturday at Station-4. We would love to see you there!

Flying Squirrel Suits!

Real flying squirrels are gonna be pissed when they see this.

I wonder who was the first guy who said, "Hey, let's make suits that mimic flying squirrels and then jump off a fuckin' mountain!!" 'Cause these guys actually did it:



That's probably just about the most insanely stupid thing I've ever seen. I'm not objecting, though. We need space monkeys to do dangerous and stupid shit so the rest of us don't have to. And these guys are breaking new ground in the field of... uh... um...

Okay, they're just crazy.

Why am I obsessed with LOLcats?

It's just a stupid internet meme, but it amuses me endlessly. Here's one I made for Hedy:

Ahhh... the internet. Pretty soon there's gonna be more pictures of cats on the web than (human) pornography. Kitty-porn, as it were, is winning.

I just can't explain the attraction. Kitties are cute, no doubt, but it still seems odd. I wonder if there's a 12-step program...

An enjoyable four-day weekend

I'm back at the grind after a lovely Memorial Day vacation. I hope you all had a great vacation as well. Mine was pretty cool. It involved dancing, drinking, camping, recording, softball, jogging, bocce ball, lots of eating, frisbee, jamming, driving, hiking and non-stop partying with friends. All in all, I can't complain. The weather was even pretty nice. It got really windy the first night we camped, though. It was kind of surreal, but it just added to the fun.

I should have a more interesting post up soon. Probably later today or tomorrow. I will have to do a bit of research before I post. This blog is tougher than it looks, yo. I move mountains for you, dear readers!

You live in the monkeysphere, human!

You are human, yet you live in a monkeysphere. How odd.

..What?! You don't know what the Monkeysphere is? Here's your chance.

You can impress people and look smart at parties by having a solid grasp on the concept of a monkeysphere and the ability to explain it succinctly. Then you can screech and fling poo at them.

If you're nice, maybe I'll let you into my monkeysphere.

I demand updates!

You ever go to a blog and wonder, "When the hell is this asshole going to update his stupid blog?" Well, I just went to my own blog and wondered that same question. "Who is this asshole, anyway? Why can't he get off his ass and post something?!"

A just question. I will continue to give myself shit until I get off my ass and post something. A little self-flagellation never hurt anybody.

Blog Constipation

I want to blog, but I have nothing to say. So now you have to read this pointless post. Go on, try to stop. You know there's nothing of value here, but I bet you're still reading this anyway. I already told you that I am without a point. But here we are. I'm posting, and you are, presumably, reading this. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Well, here's to life and football. Oh, and mad props to MPEG2 Works 4 Advanced, while I'm at it. It's a great way to convert video files to DVD format.

Man, we got fucked at band practice on Saturday. The neighbors complained a few songs into our set. We hadn't even gotten loud yet. Fuck, man, we were so pissed, but we continued playing an acoustic set.

See, I told you this post had no point.