Holy fuck, it's hotter than Jessica Alba today

Damn! Smokin' hot!

Er, the weather that is. It's 97 degrees here in Minnesota. It's supposed to hit 101 tomorrow and 103 on Monday. There's a dude outside fryin' up a pan of bacon on my car's hood.

Anyway, I just slept 13 hours and I don't feel like doing much... except Jessica Alba!

California's sending us all their heat when what we really wish they'd send us is Jessica Alba!