Bush Resigns!! Cheney takes over; vows to "take care of" economy personally
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Hahaha, get your hopes up, then they're smashed with Cheney's iron fist.
Man, if Cheney's shotgun diplomacy were unloaded on Wall Street maybe the rest of us wouldn't have a pot to piss in. So count your blessings. No matter how hard it gets, just remember: Somehow, it could all be worse.
Hahaha, get your hopes up, then they're smashed with Cheney's iron fist.
Man, if Cheney's shotgun diplomacy were unloaded on Wall Street maybe the rest of us wouldn't have a pot to piss in. So count your blessings. No matter how hard it gets, just remember: Somehow, it could all be worse.
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Joe: Chew? Toby Chew?
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Joe: Wong?
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