Pope Dumbshit made another lame proclamation recently:

Pope Benedict XVI reasserted the primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document released Tuesday that says other Christian communities are either defective or not true churches and Catholicism provides the only true path to salvation.

This is the theological equivalent of saying “My dad can beat up your dad!” Part of the reason the Catholics like to give the finger to other Christian churches is because the other churches don’t accept the Pope as the Vicar of Christ on Earth (’cause, ya know.. he’s not. He’s just some fucking pederast in a funny hat).

So basically, Bennie the great is asserting the primacy of his dick. “WORSHIP ME, mortals!! Bow before the mighty Benedict!!!”

You know what, Ratzinger, you creepy-looking megalomaniac? Go fuck yourself.


You can screech back, or trackback from your own site.

11 Responses to “Pope Benedict XVI asserts the primacy of his dick”

  1. fallout11 says:

    Religion has, historically, been the cause of a great portion of the wars, deaths, oppression, genocide, intolerance, and intentional ignorance.Marx was right, it is indeed the opiate for the weak minded.In addition, it is apparent that all who seek positions of leadership, power and authority, be it secular, spiritual, business, political, or otherwise, are the least capable of providing it, and (according to many sociologists and psychologists) are actually sociopaths. Kakistocracy.Finally, it often appears to me that we are all still monkeys in the jungle, screeching loudly and flinging feces at each other. *sigh*http://www.joebageant.com/joe/2007/07/the-ants-of-gai.html

  2. Vemrion says:

    fallout: I love the term Kakistocracy! That pretty much sums up our current system in one word! The article you < HREF="http://www.joebageant.com/joe/2007/07/the-ants-of-gai.html" REL="nofollow">linked to<> is good, but a bit depressing, of course.

  3. fallout11 says:

    Thanks, Vemrion. Sorry about the pessimism in Joe’s latest screed. Then again, I tend to be a bit pessimistic at times also.I really need to learn how to put in hotlinks.

  4. Melantrys says:

    It seems he’s running out of ideas though.In 2000 pope John Paul embraced the exact same statement which had been made in some official Vatican document by one of his cardinals. Now guess who that cardinal was back then. Yup, Ratzinger.I guess as the average John Doe priest you feel a bit at a loss after years of working for the oecumenicity, and then having your superiors telling you out of the blue that there should and could be no such thing due to the heathen Protestants not actually being a Church.Oh, what the heck, let him have it his way; he’s a Bavarian, they are odd people, and it’s no use reasoning with them.At least protestants don’t eat Christ at mass, but take the bread only as a symbol of the body of Christ (and we get the wine as well…).Talking about mass….. Ratzinger announced going back to Latin masses…. Welcome to the Middle Ages indeed. Next thing he’ll re-instante the Inquisition.

  5. Anonymous says:

    the pope is the pontifus maximus, the roman emperor….. the roman empire is alive and well…. through the black nobility and templar societies has set up its proxies.. the templar bar (bar franchises) and the crown corporation ( and central bank franchises base in the city state of London.. The British empire was a East India ( crown corporation ) enterprise… and still exists in the from of MNC’s debt funded by the International Black noble banksters….Their religion is the law of commercial goods or Admiralty (Roman commercial ) law … you are mere goods ..your energy is to be traded …look up the legal definition of human being… natural person and individual and place them in the context of commercial contract law… the name on your birth certificate represents a legal fiction that you sign for ( out of ignorance of the law) it is traded as a bond instrument by the banking and bar franchise cartel… they answer to their creator and so do you through your ignorance…until you recognise that you are a soverign of God and base society around common law … YOU WILL REMAIN A VATICAN SLAVE.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Would anyone here be interested in an intellectual discussion of the topics discussed here? Would you be open to truth?

  7. Vemrion says:

    I’m open it to it, anon. What do you have to say?

  8. Anonymous says:

    No use attacking bullshit with bullshit.The doctrine of catholism has always held that ground. Benedict XVI only asserted what was already written in the Apostle’s Creed. BTW, the world “catholic” translates (in greek) to “universal”.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Religion isn’t the real reason behing much violence at all. Politics and wealth are. Religion is a convenient rallying cry and has to be used to “justify” the actions of greed and hatred in order to appease those who would oppose the actions carried out for their true reasons.

  10. Rocco Viviano says:

    i am a Catholic theologian. If anyone wants to have a serious discussion instead of making childish and rude statements, please do contact me.

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