Just got back from Toronto and on the way back, in the airport I saw a little 8 year old girl on the pudgy side with those multicolor cornrows that all the girls get when they go to somewhere tropical for spring break… and I thought: “She’s bringing fugly back.”
Yeah, it’s pretty awful, I know. But it was one of those thought-portmanteaus or something… You know, when two thoughts get mushed together. I took some, like.. “thought dough” and kind of merged it before I realized how totally cruel that shit is. But it’s still funny, yo!
I’m sure you all hate me know, but I’m bringing brutal honesty back, like Randal tried to bring back “porch monkey” in clerks II. Oh yeah, and it’s a reference to Justin Timberlake and his SexyBack thing-song. I’m wasn’t aware sexy left, but it’s a smart move on JT’s part. Bringing back something that never left is very easy. However, convincing people that you brought it back is the key to deluding the helpless public.
You may thing you’ll get away with this, Justin — but I’m on to you!! And your little SneakyBack shit, too. Fucker.
Anyway, I’m tired and my feet hurt. Bad. That concludes this post… Stay fugly, Toronto.