You are human, yet you live in a monkeysphere. How odd.
..What?! You don’t know what the Monkeysphere is? Here’s your chance.
You can impress people and look smart at parties by having a solid grasp on the concept of a monkeysphere and the ability to explain it succinctly. Then you can screech and fling poo at them.
If you’re nice, maybe I’ll let you into my monkeysphere.